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The Gnome Poll

How do you reach this enchanted place?


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (I don't think this is worth the effort...)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Scary right?

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig... but how did they find out? And WHY?)

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories per hour. (A little too much!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure (That's why Flipper was always smiling? And pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes? It doesn't seems right...)

Right-handers live 9 years longer than left-handers. (And if you are ambidextrous?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.(Do we pay taxes to fund this kind of research?)

Polar bears are left-handed (And who found that out? How did he get it? And who cares??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home" "Let me slash your head!!")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity!)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too)

Can you help me?!

Febo the Gnome

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